Anaea Lay lives in Seattle, Washington where she sells real estate under a different name, writes, cooks, plays board games, takes gratuitous walks, runs the Strange Horizons fiction podcast, and plots to take over the world. Her work has appeared in a variety of venues including Unidentified Funny Objects 4, Lightspeed, and Apex.  You can find her online at anaealay.com or as @anaealay on Twitter.